It's a product to help with the unsightly variations that REAL vegetation has. On the film version, it is used to "greenerate" some nasty, yellow patches on the lawn that look suspiciously like spots where the dog urinated. They do fill in with new grass. A happy customer sprays it on the dead areas of cedar which will recover given time. You can spray it everywhere. I thought it was timely because despite the recent snow, I could have had a green lawn and yard. Best of all, It is safe for pets and children. You can spritz it over anything you want green. I assume the manufacturers overlooked the fact that you could spray it on your fattening pasta and it would look just like a salad. I am dumbfounded. This product has been developed. It comes in a spray bottle and it is advertised in one minute segments reminiscent of K-tel at its best. Someone must actually buy it. Otherwise how could you afford air time? It is something else that makes me think the whole world is deranged.
I've been married a long time and often write about everyday events.